So, today I decided that if later in life I am not making enough money that I can just become a stripper. I have actually thought about this before, but today I made it official in my head. Of course I'll have to learn how to dance/strip in an attractive way, but that shouldn't be too hard, right? Some people might be like "how can you degrade yourself like that?" My answer to that is easy, for the money. I actually do not think being a stripper would be degrading at all. I know my morals and as long as I keep true to who I am, I see nothing wrong with being a stripper. I wouldn't become a whore or drink and do drugs, I'd be doing it strictly for the money. However, I think it might actually be fun as well. I mean people paying you because they find you attractive, that sounds pretty nice to me. The place I'd work at would have to have very good security though, because I'd be afraid of someone trying to kidnap and/or rape me; that would not be pleasant. This idea is only semi-serious, however it is a consideration. What do you think about it?
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i think that would be awesome. (i've seriously thought about it before too - but i totally don't have the physique for that shit,)
ReplyDeleteYep, it sure would. You could be my bodyguard to make sure I get home safely. I'm really gonna need someone with me or a gun, but that's a bit dangerous and where would I put it?
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